Break the System Girl's T-Shirt

Quite frankly, we love taking the piss out of the US.
Why? Well... when they're not waging war against an invisible enemy, stealing oil, creating inane television shows that work towards keeping the masses stupid, arming small countries, assasinating world leaders or banning drugs; they're worshiping their flag whilst mumbling something about how 'free' they are...

In some states, you can get put in prison for 'defacing' the US flag.

Become a target for a CIA led 'patriotism death squad' by sporting this t-shirt in public. (Just watch out for very white guys in very black suits talking into their hands.)